Red vs. Blue.

The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.

01

Why Are We Here?

2003-04-01 · 4m5.0

The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?

02

Red Gets A Delivery

2003-04-20 · 4m

The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.

03

The Rookies

2003-04-27 · 3m

The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.

04

Head Noob in Charge

2003-04-27 · 4m

Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.

05

The Package is in the Open

2003-04-27 · 3m

Donut returns from the store with a surprise.

06

1.21 Giga-Whats??

2003-04-27 · 3m

The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.

07

Check Out the Treads on that Chick

2003-04-27 · 3m

While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.

08

Dont PH34R the Reaper

2003-04-27 · 3m

Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.

09

After Church

2003-04-27 · 3m

The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.

10

Shadow Of His Former Self

2003-04-27 · 5m

Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.

11

Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain

2003-04-27 · 4m

Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.

12

Down, But Not Out

2003-04-27 · 4m

Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.

13

Human Peer Bonding

2003-04-27 · 3m

Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.

14

Roomier Than It Looks

2003-04-27 · 6m

The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.

15

How The Other Half Lives

2003-04-27 · 4m

Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.

16

A Slightly Crueler Cruller

2003-04-27 · 4m

Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.

17

Points of Origin

2003-04-27 · 4m

The origin points here.

18

SPF 0

2003-04-27 · 4m

Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.

19

Last One Out, Hit The Lights

2003-09-28 · 8m

The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.